yr-tiktok-mom:

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renamon:

hymn-of-the-moon:

kimberly-wexler:

This made me bust out laughing

Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

bunjywunjy:

brightlotusmoon:

hearties-circus:

blatent-nepotism:

txttletale:

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that’s like dni if you:

• think irish people can’t be pan
• are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
• hunt and kill people for sport
• play frunko’s quest
• think movies always have to be slimy
• think it’s okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
• don’t tag bibbles or togs
• think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
• use the z-slur
• participated in the srebenica massacre
• are mutuals with steve

Please say sike

I’m so sorry

#do u ever see the silhouette of a whale pass underneath your small fishing vessel?

this isn’t a whale it’s a nuclear submarine

hashtagloveloses:

there are only two genders. yaoi mecha wedding or yuri mecha wedding

green-light-on-the-dock:

For as long as I can remember my family has always had this photo of John Cena sitting on our couch. For the longest time I didn’t understand that he is famous and we have this photo of John Cena just sitting there, smirking and pointing at the camera. And sometimes I see GIFs of him on here and I’m like, there’s a photo of him on our fridge.

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

Halloween is the closest to communism America gets, there’s a level of communal care for children, cars are discouraged, slightly better stuff on tv, sexy vampires witches and ghouls everywhere…

approaching the 1 year anniversary of this joke post which made someone so mad that they wrote multiple essays in response all about the inherent evils of communism and communists

adriftinhilbertspace:

jakemorph:

there used to be a time where if you asked an american for “a blowie” they wouldn’t give a fuck because they found your australian accent so irresistable. but now they have to question fucking everything. “why is a blowjob called a blowie”. “why is a picture of yourself called a selfie”. “why is a barbecue called a barbie” like these arent the most dumb fucking questions imaginable. VAMOOSE

today i learned‼️

pissvortex:

sporkythefork:

pissvortex:

jackalopetrope:

yoke-of-liberty:

whenweallvote:

Dianne Feinstein arrived in Washington, D.C. in 1992 and became the longest-serving female senator and the longest-serving senator from California.

As California Senator Alex Padilla said, “It would be impossible to write the history of California politics, it would be impossible to write the history of American politics without acknowledging the trailblazing career of Sen. Dianne Feinstein.”

May she rest in peace.

fenris-returns:

bloodied-wolf:

Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man

latenightgasstationwalk:

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

roachemoji:

DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

grox:

qsycomplainsalot: